Joke Of The Week

Scots love the English

A golfer is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn on the St Andrews course. 

A groundskeeper shouts: “Dinnae drink tha waater! Et’s foo ae coo’s shite an pish!”
The golfer replies: “My Good fellow, I’m from England. Could you repeat that for me, in English!?” 
The keeper replies: “I said, use two hands – you’ll spill less that way!”